Friday, December 11, 2009

8 THINGS NO ONE IS MENTIONING ABOUT PASTOR CHRIS

To begin with, his birthday was just a few days ago and I wrote him this poem:

God sent a man from HEAVEN
Born was he on December SEVEN
Happy birthday Pastor CHRIS
Who can find a gift like THIS?
When we do our blessings COUNT
Bold are you on every LIST
You have been a healing FOUNT
God bless you our teaching PRIEST
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By the way, I was at the birthday party and boy, was it glamourous!
Okay, so maybe we should go straight to the "8 THINGS NO ONE IS
MENTIONING ABOUT PASTOR CHRIS"~

1. HIS MUSICAL ABILITY
Did you notice Pastor Chris is a practically a professional singer?
Many people don't know he's a prolific songwriter and composer and
that he can play several musical instruments. His unique voice quality
and the strength of his vibrato are a garnishing ornament of his
ministry. Unlike other ministers, he leads the singing and the backup
singers accompany him, not the other way round. I've heard him
modulate neatly. No matter how high a note is, he'll sing it smoothly
and never gets stuck, even when the keys are not predetermined.(Even
professional singers sometimes get stuck).

2. HIS 'COMEDY'
Comedians can't make you laugh harder than Pastor Chris can. He'll
make you laugh stomach-deep! Talk about laughing in an anointed
environment! He can communicate deep and precious revelations
hilariously, but I've seen messages where he almost never smiled at
all; he was burning with grave seriousness all through and you could
feel the fire in your seat! It was almost scary.

3. HIS GESTURES
Everyone knows they can't just buy his messages in audio format only
if they don't want to miss something. Pastor Chris preaches with every
part of his body in a way that's very deep. Maybe phronesis has
something to do with this.

4. HIS PERFECT GRAMMAR
Even very many well-educated preachers make little grammatical
blunders here and there, but not Pastor Chris. His English is always
correct.

5. WHY ARE ALL HIS CEC MEMBERS SO HANDSOME?
Rev. Anita is so beautiful, Rev. Tom is so handsome, Rev. Ken, Rev.
Ray, Pastor Ambrose, Pastor Tom Obiazi. They're all just so handsome!
What is the explanation for this? You can make your comment below.

6. HIS TONGUES
ESpecially when he's going to interpret, his tongues are so sweet to
listen to. You find yourself rewinding that part over and over. His
spiritual vocabulary is so extensive.

7. HIS SMILE
If you ever find anybody that can smile brighter than Pastor Chris, it
would fall into the BREAKING NEWS!!! category! Please quickly alert
us. LOL.

8. HIS BIRTHDAY
Why was he born on the 7th day of the 12th month? Now, 7 and 12 both
biblically symbolize perfection, wholeness and completeness. Huh?
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Please leave your comments below.

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